The new Daddy-Oh shirts aren't here!

== Actually they were here, but now they're gone. Sold out, I'm afraid. ==

Stylish front/back design on nonexistent, beefy, all-cotton shirts
previously offered in Smoky Gray and Camel.
Included the Surgeon General's Warning on the sleeve...
"Partying with Daddy-Oh may be hazardous to your health!"

So stylish.

So hip.

So fashionably rare, you can't even...

Order yours today!

== Don't bother ordering right now, we're out. ==

just $17
( U.S. funds - includes S/H - allow 1 to 2 lifetimes for delivery )

== Do not send money as we have no more t-shirts to ship. ==
Sorry, hope to have some more real soon.

Send no check nor money order nor cash, unless you're feeling risky, to

Daddy-Oh T-shirt Offer

( PLEASE specify color - G or C - and size - S, M, L, or XL. Sizes ran kinda' big! )

((( and don't bother to INCLUDE YOUR MAILING ADDRESS! )))

(((( Really doesn't matter though... We got no shirts to ship to you. Seriously. Send no money! ))))